In this house, we stan Prudence Blackwood (and by “this house,” I mean “this post”).
Greetings, friends! Allow me to just jump right into this: I want a Prudence Blackwood (Tati Gabrielle) from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina spinoff series. Give Prudence Blackwood her own spinoff series. Do it now. That’s it. That’s the post.
All right, so, I’m going to assume that — if for some reason you require further explanation as to WHY Prudence deserves her own show — you simply haven’t seen CAOS at all. Allow me to break this down for you:
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On a show filled with badasses, Prudence is, simply put, the badassiest*.
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She was never afraid to speak her mind, which results in some absolutely KILLER one-liners.
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Seriously, every single word out of her mouth was PURE GOLD. However, as a side character, no amount of screen time would’ve been enough to explore all of her greatness — hence why she needs a whole show of her own.
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Like…for real, same girl:
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THE! AESTHETIC! OF! IT! ALL!
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Heck, even when she WASN’T speaking, she stole every single scene she was in with just a LOOK:
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Plus, her love of tormenting boys was, as the youths say, a whole mood.
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Like, tell me you wouldn’t watch an entire series of Prudence just tormenting various random boys. I would. I’d watch it twice. Make me this show, PLEASE. I IMPLORE YOU.
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But I digress. Prudence was also one of the only characters on the show who wasn’t intimidated by Sabrina, and who REGULARLY called her out on her (often ridiculous and hypocritical) bull.
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And it wasn’t even always just Sabrina-specific (though, those moments were the most hilarious). She wasn’t afraid to call out ANYONE. Take Harvey, for example:
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She had her beliefs and stuck to them, but also grew within them and expanded her definition of what being a “witch” meant — unlike a certain ~titular character.~
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In fact, here’s a visual representation of Sabrina and her entire relationship:
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Anyway — because of her willingness to grow and change, without sacrificing her beliefs — Prudence had one of the (if not THE) best character arcs on the show, and I maintain that. She went from a loner with the weird sisters to being part of a bigger story as she learned to trust others — and, also, swords.
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Plus, her tendency to go from 0 to 100 in a split second made her so incredibly unpredictable and, thus, a heck of a lot of fun to watch.
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On top of all that, ya know, she always had her priorities straight:
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And I haven’t even BEGUN touching on her and Ambrose’s relationship, which was easily the most interesting one on the entire show. YEAH, I SAID IT.
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WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THESE TWO STUNNING INDIVIDUALS?! Heck, let Ambrose be a regular guest star on the spinoff!
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Better yet, give Ambrose a spinoff series, too!!!
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So, uh, yeah. There ya have it. I stan forever…
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Please give Prudence her own spinoff series. She more than deserves it. In short:
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