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Guys with super flat-ironed hair and that made this face in every pic they took:
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Guys who wore suggestive graphic tees:
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Guys with this “bangs for days” haircut:
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Guys who just, like, dry humped the air in a congo line:
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Guys who enjoyed giving each other wet willies while eating pizza:
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Guys who wore zippered skin-tight baby tees:
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Guys who, just like, slapped their own asses:
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Any guy with a bowl/mushroom cut:
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Guys who were really into patriotism:
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Guys with thermals under short-sleeve T-shirts (but especially graphic tees) and polos:
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Guys who weren’t afraid to expose a tit or two:
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Also those pants, ooh lala:
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Guys who wore fedoras they got as part of a mob costume they bought at Party City:
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Guys who liked having hot wax poured on their chest:
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Bucket hats you would get at a carnival or fair:
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Any guy with extremely spiky gelled-up hair:
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And ESPECIALLY spiky tips that were frosted:
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Or if spiky gelled frosted tips wasn’t quite your thing, then you always had uncooked ramen noodle hair:
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Guys with extremely baggy cargo shorts:
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Guys who were really into bedazzling:
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Any guy wearing this exact “going out for the night” outfit:
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Guys in teen movies who wore corduroy newsboy caps:
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Honestly, most of Aaron Paul’s mid-’00s wardrobe was “hot guy” attire:
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Guys who wore matching track suits without shirts:
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Any guy who wore beaded and shelled necklaces — preferably puka:
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Guys with *the* Ryan Cabrera haircut:
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Guys who could only figure out one button:
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Guys who were really good at making dramatic hand movements:
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Guys who hung out together in piles of stuffed animals:
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Guys with heavily manicured chin straps:
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Guys with itty bitty soul patches:
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Guys wearing giant striped ties as necklaces:
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Guys with faux hawks:
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Bonus points if they were frosted.
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Guys with shredded clothing:
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Guys with reflective leather clothing:
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Any of the guys who had to stand shirtless outside an Abercrombie in the mall in distressed bootcut jeans or baggy cargo pants:
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And finally, literally any guy who worked at Hollister and rocked weirdly, almost green-tinted distressed jeans with Hollister logo tees:
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