I am both hungry and in pain looking at these meals.
The Rock is the closest thing we have to a real-life Jolly Green Giant.
The Rock’s currently on a “very strict diet” but still has his Sunday cheat days.
For those who don’t know, on Sundays, The Rock shares pictures of his cheat meals on Instagram.
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And even though he is The Rock and is very, very large, I still have no idea how he or his toilet can survive it.
For example, this is ROUND 1 of a cheat meal — a stack of 12 pancakes.
My cheat meal days are legendary. Round 1: 1 Rock vs 12 Pancakes
Rock Wins #LegendaryCheatMeals
Via Twitter: @TheRock
And then for ROUND TWO he has FOUR “double dough” pizzas.
Legendary cheat meal day continues..
Round 2: 1 Rock vs 4 Double Dough Pizzas: Rock wins. #RockKOsPie
Twitter: @TheRock
I didn’t even know double dough pizza was a thing that existed.
Sometimes his cheat meal is sushi, like hundreds of pieces:
Here’s another sushi cheat meal to show you this isn’t just a one time thing:
Other times he eats boxes of pasta and bagels:
It’s actually a pretty common one:
There’s always room for dessert.
One time he ate three whole pints of ice cream and pancakes smothered in peanut butter and syrup:
Another time he had 15 “ginormous” cookies:
Another time he had eight slices of sourdough French toast and topped that off with crumbled apple pie:
This was something he ate at midnight:
And here’s another dessert sampler of brownies, blondies, a bunch of random cookies, and a “fat slice of cheesecake” used as a “chaser”:
For reference, The Rock considers literally half of a cheesecake to be a “slice”:
I feel for whoever has to use his bathroom after him.
I also feel for his guts:
