It’s a “nope” from me, dawg.
Chrissy Teigen had an exciting day yesterday, as she and John Legend traveled to Washington DC for President Biden’s inauguration. John performed a song, and Chrissy received a follow from the official @POTUS Twitter account, after being blocked by Trump for years.
But I’m not here to talk about any of that stuff. I’m here to talk about one absolutely horrifying thing that happened to Chrissy in DC yesterday: She lost a tooth while eating a Fruit Roll-Up.
In a video shared to Twitter and Instagram captioned “Welp,” Chrissy showed off the damage:
“I just lost my tooth in a fruit rollup,” she says, and then holds up the tooth, wedged inside a sticky wad of red Fruit Roll-Up.
Now, perhaps you’re reading this and you’re like, “Who cares?” But you have to understand that for a certain subset of people — self very much included — losing teeth like this is a LITERAL WORST NIGHTMARE:
Twitter: @SashaPoint7
@SashaPoint7 @chrissyteigen It’s a common and horrifying nightmare. Isn’t that so weird? As a species we’re so terrified of teeth all just falling out. We all carry that deep fear with us lol
Twitter: @DavidsTweeter20
And if you’re prone to dreams about losing teeth, Chrissy’s story is a big, fat NOPE:
@SashaPoint7 @chrissyteigen Me too. Teeth getting really loose and falling out/ being pulls out by a soft candy
Twitter: @Cristinanana
Chrissy later revealed that that the tooth she lost was a cap, not a real tooth with a root:
Twitter: @chrissyteigen
But that didn’t do much do calm people’s anxieties:
@chrissyteigen Now I’m feeling super paranoid about ever losing the veneer on one of my front top teeth. I just stopped having bizarre dreams about the temporary coming off ?
Twitter: @kellymarie20209
People are now hopping into Chrissy’s replies to share their own stories of losing teeth — and frankly, I want to barf:
@timmy_tiff2018 @chrissyteigen I ate half of a molar once with a dumpling. I will never forgive myself.
Twitter: @jasminnnmarie
@chrissyteigen I once kissed someone and he said “Oh – what happened “? And I realized my front tooth crown was gone – and in his mouth ! So embarrassing!
Twitter: @elmame
Good luck at the dentist, Chrissy. I need to go lie down.
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